- The Magic Chumps
- Ancient Stampede
- Ugly Bacon Beancounters
- The Boneheads
- Lucky Space Geriatrics
- Watery Taupe Dirtbags
- Mysterious Purple Babies
- Terrifying Roast Cicadas
- Dirty Elephants
- Final Tigrettes
- Grunting Yellow Miltons
- Long Yellow Missiles
- Gloating Uniform Spawn
- Horny Sea Werewolves
- Limping Ball Squall
- Swishing Air Reptiles
- Wise Orange Junkers
- Bottom Goal Dwellers
- Former Magic Hotshots
- Magenta Smoke Northerners
- Humble Nodes
- The HelterSkelter Nailers
- Junk Score Longhairs
- El Fish
- Dancing HelterSkelter Mosquitoes
- Tri-City Bovine Slammers
- Redundant Blue Llamas
- Bouncing Butte Wigglers
- Headless InnerCity Phobias
- Stiff Hurricanes